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I'm a menace to myself, dancing this close to heartbreak.

hillaryyyb:

do it.

“I’ll just sit next to the transsexual from purchasing.”

fifty fictional characters i adore ; Rachel Green

“Man, fuck Jeff Goldblum”

fifty fictional characters i adore ; Saul Silver

Look at you two hanging out-like two penises in a pod.”

fifty fictional characters i adore ; Sabrina Collins

“At what point does CPR become necrophilia?”

fifty fictional characters i adore ; Doug Wilson

This is stain-resistant carpet, watch.”

fifty fictional characters i adore ; Harry Solomon