“I’ll just sit next to the transsexual from purchasing.”

fifty fictional characters i adore ; Rachel Green

“Man, fuck Jeff Goldblum”

fifty fictional characters i adore ; Saul Silver

“Look at you two hanging out-like two penises in a pod.”

fifty fictional characters i adore ; Sabrina Collins

“At what point does CPR become necrophilia?”

fifty fictional characters i adore ; Doug Wilson

“This is stain-resistant carpet, watch.”

fifty fictional characters i adore ; Harry Solomon